Wednesday, 15 May 2024

Groom Beyond Repair

Gagan: Raja , yeh kya kar raha hai
Raja: Gagan tera chuban le raha hoon
Gagan: Aja raja, tujhe aaj mein nahin chodne wala
Raja: Mat chod. Mein bhi tujhe nahin choduga
Gaga and Raja Laughing.
Raja: Tere poora badan kiss karonga
Gagan: Mein bhi.
Raja: I love you meri jaan aaja
Gagan: Aja bhai. I too love you a lot. 
Raja: Saas toh lene de
Gagan: neeche se le saans, Aaj toh tujhe loot lena hai
Raja: teri bhi maarke rahoonga. 
Both laughing and kissing, and love scenes on bed.....

Wednesday, 1 May 2024

Milky Boy

Synopsis: 
Saagar is a gay and he goes to garden and sees a guy "Moon" who is very fair and handsome. He comes home and thinks about him, and he tells his father. His father is a music teacher and luckily Moon comes to his house to meet his father to learn music. His father tries to help Saagar to become his friends, but Moon is a straight guy and not interested in Saagar and he says no, and finally Saagar feels very sad . This is synonym to the Sea who has high tides and tries to reach to moon on the full moon day, but he only tries to but he cant meet his lover the Moon, similarly is their situation. 

Milky boy tera silky toy, to laage bada handsome
meri in aankhon mein tu, dekh toh kam se kam

Milky boy, apna milk pila
silky toy ko mujhse mila
handsome banke tu aata hai
fir kya rakhon koi gila
dil dhadke zoron se yaara mera dam ba dam

Milky boy teri soft soft skin
tu hai bada haseen raat din
tujhe dekhoon tujhe sochoon
mein ab kya karoon tere bin
rok na pata hoon mein apne yeh kadam

Milky boy tu lagta hai hot
jab aata hai pahenke short
teri chikni chikni taange 
deti hai mujhe sex a lot
jee chahe tujhe kiss karoon o mere sanam

Saagar ek din garden gaya toh vahan pe usne ek bahut hi chikna , sundar aur handsome ladka dikha. Uski jawaani bas phoot rahi thi. Usko door se hi dekhkar usne usko apna dil de diya. Uska naam rakha "Milky boy". Ab saagar roz jaane laga garden bas sirf use dekhne. Kabhi voh dikhta use kabhi nahin. magar saagar roz jaata time pe aur usko dekhkar khush hota. Lekin use himat nahin hoti thi ke voh usse baat kar sake. 
Doosri aur, voh jo milky boy hai voh bahut smart aur sabse baat karta hai. Ek baar usne saagar se bhi hai kiya
Saagar: ek ladke ko dekhkar: Wow kya ladka hai. ekdam malai. first sight love ho gaya hia mujhe usse.
Saagar (Ghar mein): mein toh bas usi ladke ke baare mein soch raha hoon.
Saagar: (Doosre din): phir se use dekhkar, man hi man kush hota hai. : Main baat karna chahta hoon is ladke se. lekin himat nahin ho riahi hai.

Milky boy ka naam hai Moon

Moon: Hi, how are you ! Good Morning. Mein aapko roz dekhta hoon garden mein. Appka naam kya hai
Saagar: Mera naam saagar hai. aapka naam ?
Moon: Mera naam moon hai
Saagar: Moon, aise kaise naam hai aapka, different.....
Moon: Actually meara naam chaand hai, magar i love to call myself "Moon".
Saagar: Ok
Moon: Chalo bye, kal milte hai.
Saagar: Ok bye

Saagar ghar mein aakar bas uski hi yaadon mein kho jaata hai aur uske hi baare mein sochta hai.
Aur upar likhi hooyi poem bolta hai

Saagar: I love moon. He bhagwan mujhe usse milna hai, usse baat karni hai. bas aur khuch nahin chahiye.

Ek din Saagar apne ghar mein baitha tha, itne mein door bell ring hoti hai.
Jab voh darwaza kholta hai, to voh hairan ho jata hai dekhkar. Moon ko. 
Saagar: Are Moon. hi. 
Moon: Are Saagar ji... hi. ... aap !
Saagar: Haan mein . aap yahan kaise
Moon: Aapke pitaji music teacher hain na? mein unse music seekhne aaya hoon. Aapke pitaji ghar mein hai ?
Saagar: Haan hai. Aap andar aayiye.
Saagar toh dekhta hi rah gaya hai.,,, uski nazrein hat hi nahin rahin.
Saagar: Papa. koi aaya hai milne aapse
Anand sir: Yes,kon hai
Saagar: Yeh ladka Moon aapse milne aaya hai
Moon: Hello sir. Mujhe aapse music seekhna hai. Kya aap mujhe sikhaooge
Anand: Ok  Baitho. Aap kuch gaakar sunaiye
Moon: sings sa re ga ma
Anand: Ok aapka aawaz acha hai, ok mein sikhaoonga tumhe. aap kal se aa jaoo.
Moon: Theek hai sir thankyou
Moon goes away
Next day
Moon: Hello sir. Good Morning
Anand: Good morning. Aoo baitho. Ok gaoo. Sa Re Ga Ma....
Anand: Acha abhi mein tumko ek gaan sikhaoonga. Semi classical gazal
Moon: Ok, mujhe gazals bahut pasand hai
Anand: Ok pehele suno, phir tum gaoo
Anand: sings "salona sa sajan hai aur mein hoon".
Moon sings after that. 
After the calls moon goes away
Saagar: He remembers moon and starts singing and dancing on "Salona sa sajan hai".
He goes mad after him.

Saagar's father Anand, had seen Saagar , that he is in love with Moon. 
(Earlier yesterday)
Saagar: Papa mujhe aapse ek baat kaheni hai.
Anand: Ha beta batao
Saagar: Mujhe ek ladke se pyaar ho gaya hai
Anand: Mujhe pata hai ...
Saagar (surprized expression)
Anand : Beta, mein tera baap hoon. Maine samajh liya jab tu garden gaya tha aur us ladke ko dekh raha tha. Meine tera man pad liya beta. Dont worry, i will help you

Anand had gone and spoke to that guy and understood his music interst

Anand: Hello beta
Moon: Yes uncle. hello
Anand: How are you, Mein tumhe roz garden mein dekhta hoon. Acha hai apni sahat banate ho
Moon: Thanks Uncle
Anand: Aur kya karte ho
Moon: Mein gaane gata hoon, you tube pe mera chota channel hao
Anand: Ok Music sekha hai
Moon: Nahin, sikhna hai
Anand: Mein music teacher hoon. I can teach you
Moon: Are wah. I am so lucky. Mujhe seekna hai
anand: Theek hai, aap mere ghar mein aa sakte ho kal
Moon: Yes sure i will come

So today Moon came to see Anand.

When Anand sees Moon, he gets in to a Dream Sequence to enjoy with Moon

He imagies
Moon wearing saaree and he is seducing him. Anand is after him and he enjoys with him.

Then at once, 

Moon: sir
Anand: ha Moon, aajao. Mein tumhe music sikhaoongaa
Sing : Saa Re Gaa...
Moon: Saa Re Gay....
Anand: Gay nahin Ga
Moon: Ok, sorry sir. Ga
Anand: Abhi bolo: Bas yahi apradh mein har baar karta hoon, Admi hoon admi se pyaar karta hoon.
Moon: 
Moon: sir yeh kya hai. Yeh toh Gay walon ka gana hai.
Anand: Nahin beta, yeh Raag Yaman hai. Baht hi surila aur tawayafoon ka raag hai
Moon: sir.... are waah !! Toh ismein kaun kaunse gaane hote hai
Anand: Nigahe milane ko, Inhi logo ne......
Moon: Wow sir. Bahut acha hai

Saagar door khada hoke, bas sirf moon ko dekh ja raha tha. 
Sagar dreams: He is in arms of Moon, and moon is caressing him.